I think Eve would agree with me that if she’d only been allowed to just shoot that snake in the face, we’d still be living in Paradise. But then again, in Paradise there’d be no need for guns, and what a pointless existence that would be! How do we resolve this paradox? I need a bigger gun so I can shoot this philosophical conundrum in the face. Gun Appreciation Day chairman Larry Ward
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